A special life lesson...
Went to the Mets game last night, just thought I'd share an experience with you, short and sweet and probably not funny to anyone but me.
At one point they had Jose Reyes pop up onto the Megatron or whatever the hell it's called
Announcer screams, "Learn Spanish with Professor Reyes!"
Jose: VBE (Very Broken English) "Hello today we are going to learn how to say "stadium" in Spanish."
Jose: "Estadio"
Fans: "Estadio"
Jose: "Estadio"
Fans: "Estadio"
(cut to clip of white people messing it up during pregame)
Announcer: "And that was learning Spanish with Professor Reyes!"
Fans scream, I scream.
God I love the Mets....